Saturday 14 September 2019

Today Paine showed what a poor Oz captain he is

England will probably win the Oval test thanks to the incompetence of the Oz captain.I wrote this in my blog of 25th August. He is their worst captain since Ian Johnson in 1956. Johnson had Miller and Lindwall two of  the best fast bowlers that ever played and contrived to lose. England doctored the wickets to suit Laker but Johnson was a  liability. that was too much for the rest of the team to overcome.

Johnson was seen as a safe pair of hands as was Paine.Just count how many catches he has dropped. He even did his best to put Steve Smith off as difficult catch by diving in front of him.

The other claimed safe pair of hands was Mrs May who has done her best to screw up Brexit and made  things ten times more difficult for BoJo. She was chosen like Paine and Johnson as someone who would not upset the opposition. That hands victory to the other side. What you need is a PM/Captain who does upset the opposition and not give out knighthoods to convicted woman beaters and mediocre civil servants.

11 comments:

Niall Warry said...

Once again you prove with age that you are losing it!!

Do you know the full story behind Geoffrey Boycott?

You may have decided not to believe him but I think she was a potential bankrupt who acted as a the lady spurned.

Eric Edmond said...

I know Boycs was convicted as charged in a French court

Niall Warry said...

Where you are guilty until proved innocent.

Eric Edmond said...

You better be careful if you go to France Major

Niall Warry said...

I'm in France now on the Ile de Re for 10 days and no arrest yet!

Eric Edmond said...

They will cut you off at the bridge.

Niall Warry said...

We shall see :-)

CMJ said...

The Ile de Re is a very ironically named place to launch a defence of Boycott, if you recall your Yorkshire CC history.

CMJ said...

Boycott may or may not have committed the assault but from a purely cricketing point of view I would not have given a knighthood to someone who refused to play for his country for three years.

CMJ said...

Paine is not a very good captain, it is true, but he is not quite the worst Aussie captain of the last half century in my view. That would be Yallop.

Eric Edmond said...

I agree with the late CMJ about Banzai Yallop

Isle de Re is very expensive a fitting resort for Boycs and the Major