Take a look at today's Daily Politics to see two politicians caught in the headlights without a pair of briefs between them.
Emma Reynolds is an obvious Labour air head who repeated her irrelevnt notes to every question from A Neil as did Tory boy Stephen Crabbe.
How much of Scottish oil tax revenue will you be giving to the Scottish government under your hastily cobbled together devo max proposals was AN's question. Both poiliticos come from the modern Tony Blair school of politics and think if you talk long enough and wave your hands about eventually the interviewer will run out of time and/or forget his question. Given all the manure heaped on the Scot Nats for not spelling out their plan B on currency this hopeless pair could not spell out their plan A on oil tax!
Devo Max was a panic measured hastily cobbled together which is now coming apart at the seams within 12 hours. Alec S is winning this battle hands down.
Cameron was talking to a carefully selected audience from the SWIP a disastrous Llyods bank acquisition waved through by Jonah Brown.
Clegg was somehere in the Scottish borderd where sheep outnumber people 100 to 1,
Nobody in Scotland believes a word they say, As I write Milliband has not yet surfaced.
Asked for one word to describe the three amigos a pannel came up with:
Clegg - liar
Cameron - posh
Milliband - weird
Just the guys you need to gift it to Alec. Click to see Alec's comments
Killer final line the three numpties are ther to try and save their jobs not save our country.