Wear a crash helmet if visiting a lady who is not your wife.
Picture thanks to Guido
Its a jolly good disguise but also protects one from the domestic rolling pin attack that this type of behaviour can attract.
Matt in the DT is way ahead of the game
I also seem to recollect alleged tales of Mrs Farage some years ago at a UKIP event on HMS Belfast searching the WWII cruiser from stem to stern. Who or what was she looking for?
Click below for how its playing in the Far East